Forest Gump Says:
Life is like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're going to get even now that they print the little map on the box cover, mostly because it's really hard to tell which way is up and you end up taking a bite of the nasty hard-ass caramel one when you think you're getting the soft chocolatey one. The lesson here being: bite gently to make sure what you're getting is what you want, otherwise you might end up with a broken tooth and an unwanted taste in your mouth.
Shit happens, and usually it happens when you think you are putting your best foot forward. Don't ever stop putting your best foot forward, but seriously, do pay attention to where you are stepping. There might also be a pretty flower under your tread.
I'm not a smart man... but I know what love is, I just don't always know what to do with it. Fortunately, with true love, you don't have to be perfect as long as your intent is pure.
Lieutenant Dan - ice cream. Mint chip please. kthxbye.
