One thing's for certain, as much as you're hurtin', dollars to donuts it's a rare thing in fact for anyone else to have exact change when you need it. And no amount of wanting is going to put a five, 4 ones, 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickle in someone else's pocket.
So the lesson of this story is to diversify your portfolio, don't count your chickens until they are hatched, and above all, never put all of your eggs in one basket. Keep your own change, and when you do make sure to always have extra singles because you never know when you may find yourself at a strip club and in situations like that having enough dollar bills to choke a mule means never having to dance alone. Or standing up.
