I was out riding yesterday in a sleeveless tee and the sun was tucked away neatly behind some big giant fuck-off clouds, so it was a lot colder than I would have liked. I stopped at a Salvation Army store to get a long sleeve shirt, and found a kick-ass one for, get this: FORTY NINE CENTS.
I never used to be able to shop at the Salvation Army, because I was fat and they don't have much in the way of XL or XXL shirts. But now that I am a lean, svelte mother fucker, all of my new favorite shirts I bought at Salvation Army, and none of them cost me more than NINETY NINE CENTS. Gone are the days of buying ironic nerd shirts for forty dollars (plus shipping) online, I'm all about the Salvation Army now.
Plus, where else are Brian and I going to get our pimp suits for when we go back to that pretentious martini bar in Orlando?
