This movie confirmed something for me which felt good - it confirmed that I was right in 8th grade when they made us read Beowulf and I thought it was a stupid and most boring story.
Beowulf is a stupid and most boring story and never should have been made into a movie. Combine that with computer animation slightly better than that found in most video games these days (OK, maybe that's not fair but I wasn't overall all that impressed), and this movie made me want to eat a bag of dicks.
