A few weeks ago I posted an entry that I felt sure would draw the strangest content in the ad space on this site that I could possibly imagine. I used words like "hot queef injection" for chrissakes. In case you don't know, Google Ads actually reads the content of your site so that it can post ads that are relevant to the stuff that your readers are interested in. I figured that writing about stank poon and hot queef injections would really put that engine to the test.
Nothing really came of that post, and I was actually a bit disappointed. You see, I don't actually have more than a handful of readers, and none of them ever apparently click the ads on my site - I've never made a cent off of the ads. I really just included them on the site for my personal entertainment, to see what sort of crap pops up depending on what I write.
Yesterday I wrote a poignant mind dump about underwear, winter vs. summer, and cold butt cheeks. I was just writing what was on my mind, not even really thinking about how Google Ads would read it.
Here's what came up:
I don't recall saying anything about numbness, fingers, or certainly Raynaud's Phenomenon, but apparently Google Ads got numb fingers from cold buttcheeks. Interesting.
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I can be eloquent when I write, but that doesn't make me British - I mean really, knickers?