LOL, Purple Passion Pole. That's what I'm calling my johnson from now on.
And a woman's holiest of areas is the Squish Mitten.
EDITOR'S NOTE: I can't take credit for Squish Mitten, I heard that on the radio earlier. PPP is all mine, however, but I can't believe nobody's not thought of it before. Nothing shows up on a quick Internet search though.
