The recent hot spell here in New England inspired me to tweet (oh god that's so gay) some metaphoric similies, if you will. In honor of my trip to Florida tomorrow, Here's the entire collection:
It's hotter than Rosie O'Donnell at a Sarah McLaughlin concert.
It's hotter than the tip of a blunt at a Wu Tang recording session.
It's hotter than doing tequila shots out of Tila Tequila's cooter.
It's hotter than the Bush twins at a frat party.
It's hotter than Paris Hilton's disease-ridden fire crotch.
It's hotter than a Jessica Alba / Jessica Biel sandwich.
