There's nothing funny about old people problems - I'm going to be an old person someday (unless I make an early withdrawl from my Smith and Wesson retirement plan) and will have old person problems of my own then. But until then, I have to share this one - Ed McMahon is in a new commercial about old people who can't get in and out of the tub by themselves. It's hilarious. It's the new "I've fallen and can't get up" but less catchy.
"Our kids worry about us getting in and out of the tub ourselves."
- Old-ass Lady
No, they don't, the last thing your kids think about is your naked and wrinkled ass getting in and out of the bathtub. Iin fact, they are probably hoping you'll finally break a hip so they can stick you in that retirement home once and for all and won't have to stop by and play checkers with you once a week.
I couldn't find it on YouTube so you'll have to watch the Discovery channel for a few minutes to see it for yourself.
