Oh sunburn, why are you so uneven?
Why did you burn my knee, my shin, but not the back of my leg?
Why do you stop in a fine, edged line...
...bordering my pale white skin,
making it seem paler...
...whiter,
Oh sunburn, why are you so uneven?
Why did you not fill in my turtle tan even though I wore a sleeveless shirt today?
...and put SPF 30 on my upper arms and shoulders?
Instead you burned my shoulders, and ignored my upper arms.
Now I have Tan - White - RED going up my arm,
like some white trash flag tattoo,
I even laid out on the beach today,
baking equally on my stomach and on my back,
but alas, t'was to no avail.
Oh sunburn, why are you so uneven?
Is it part of some consipracy to force me to pay for a tanning bed at my gym?
Oh sunburn, why are you so uneven?
Oh sunburn, why are you so UNEVEN?
