I just had the rare and uninterrupted experience of watching Rick Shapiro (who is infamous for showing his cock on HBO's Little Louie) perform standup in the basement of Plan B in Simsbury. "What the fuck" only begins to describe the show itself, but I have to give the man props overall because as he made his way around the small crowd of 15 (who were incidentaly bribed to watch the show with shots by my new favorite bartender Nina), mocking each for being "fags", "jews", and "barren mothers", stopped at me and gave me mad props for being the "big guy who I thought would be stupid but actually got that last joke", and went on a tirade about wishing he could hang out with me because none of his friends had his back.
I had a great night tonight. Don't worry Nina, your secret history as a cage dancer at Venus De Milo is safe with me. And thanks Suzanne - it was more fun to mock the comedians than listen to them - until, of course, they were talking about how awesome I am.
FYI - Rick Shapiro used to suck cock for heroin!!!!!
