For example, I am lying here in my bed and it suddenly occurred to me that it would be pretty sweet if a hot naked girl was here to scratch my back. There are a few people I could call, but that conversation would go like this - if I was being honest:
Me: Hey. I haven't showered today and don't feel like getting out of bed. Feel like coming over and getting naked and cuddling with me?
Her: ...
Me: Hello?
Her: You haven't showered?
Me: Nah, I'm not getting out of bed today. Mental health day and all.
Her: ...
Me: Hello?
Her: At least you're being honest, but I have things to do. Later.
So, honesty is out the window. Instead I would have to wash my ass, get dressed, scrub the toilets, and then go out. Have a conversation, drink some coffee or eat some dinner, make someone feel pretty and special and wanted, have sex with them, and THEN get my back scratched. Not that I don't typically enjoy doing those things, I typically enjoy them very much. It's just that right now it's all about me. And I don't have the balls to dial a call-girl service and ask for a cute little blonde girl in pigtails and a pleated plaid skirt to come to my house to scratch my back.
Let me clarify before I get accused of having or being a vagina: this isn't a wimpy metrosexual '00's man need for cuddling. I don't want to talk about feelings or hear about your day. It's more of a Dionysus louging on a couch in a toga getting fed grapes by plump naked Greek women type of thing. I need my back scratched. And having some nice plump boobies pushed up against it while it's getting scratched would make my day.
Just sayin'.