My regular readers may have noticed a recent trend in my postings away from metaphoric similes and towards honesty and blunt truth. For example, you may not have expected a tally of my shits or jerk-off sessions on Monday, but if you tuned in, then that's what you got. This isn't part of any master plan, it's just what's been coming out lately (no pun intended). I don't control what the muse brings me, I just mold and shape it and then barf it out there for your literary enjoyment. I debated quite a bit, in fact, before posting what I did the past few days, and in the end decided to go ahead and just do it anyway. It's me, I don't care if it makes me look weak / perverted / girly; I'm done censoring myself to enable people to feel comfortable around me. I'm a strong, unabashed, sensitive, confident, funny, sexual, weird, and romantic fool. If you don't like it, then suck it.
I'm sure I'll make a dramatic return to the metaphoric at some point, perhaps peppering it in like grated cheese on top of a plain clear-cut pasta dish, but lately I've just simply been in a blunt mood. I've been reading a lot of other people's mind dumps out there on the Internet, and have been inspired by their mostly-complete honesty amid much larger reader bases than mine. I'm well aware that it's possible that they are just making all that stuff up, that it's a character that I'm reading about, but either way it seems very real. If it makes you feel better, then tell yourself that what you read here is just a character too - a charicature of me. Those of you who know me in real life know the dealio.
